What It Really Means

Said: It will be nice to run along the river.
What it really means: Maybe If I give her something new to look at she will stop whining about how this is going to kill her.

Said: I am really glad I came.
What it really means: This beats scrubbing out the toilet.

Said: Let's do 5 1/2 since we are feeling good.
What it Really Means: We're gonna do 6. I don't care if you feel like puking.

Said: Did you hear what I said?
What it Really Means: Hey I better get her to talk I think she is
blacking out.

Said: Kimmie you rock!
What it really means: I am really glad you didn't puke.

Said: Have a good today Kimmie!
What it Really Means: DO NOT EAT THREE BOXES OF THIN MINTS!

Said: See you next week
What it Really Means: I guess the toilet isn't gonna get cleaned next weekend either.

Fun Factor: 1000% (the mud added about 999% of the fun)