Friday, January 15, 2010

You Know you are food addict when...

1. You hide your case..err I mean box of Thin Mints in the trunk of your car to avoid sharing them with your family.

2. Eating 13 fun size snickers isn't any fun anymore...you gotta get the super fun size snickers.

3. You plan your girls weekends around an episode of diners, drive in and dives.

4. 90% of your girls weekend budget is alloted for "meals and snacks"

5.You inflict eye injuries on others cause your pants buttons are a poppin.

6. You watch the food network with the same concentration as a porn addict watches porn.

7. Marco's Pizza is sending you letters that start with "We miss you"

8. You begin to think that a half marathon is totally worth it if you can eat an entire Marcos Pizza with a Pecan Pie chaser afterwards.

9. The kibble in the dog food can is looking less like dog food and more like beef stew.

10. You don't care if the unwrapped hershey kiss fell on the rug that the dog sleeps on.