1) Dayquel will make you run great for 10 miles then it wears off...note for next year..pack xtra dayquel on half marathon
2)I do not look like Shakira but if I drink a margarita and squint while looking in the mirror I look remarkably like Madonna
3) The Army of the Undead does not reside in our neighborhood cemetery (knowledge imparted by Grandson Adam)
4) A Pumpkin Spice Latte is just as good as a xanax
5) A triple shot of espresso does absolutely nothinggggggggggggggggggg
6) There is no such thing as too much of a good thing..this has been proven by experiments with snickers and oreos
7) Good Grandmas will let their grandsons eat skittles and candy corn for breakfast
8) It is entirely possible for a middle aged,slightly saggy Grandma to be deemed as a Wonder Woman candidate (knowledge imparted by Grandson Keaton)
9) If you nag your friend for two years straight she will wait for you at the finish line of the 1/2 marathon for an additional hour waiting for you to cross.
10) Pants that slim your silhouette DO NOT EXIST.
